Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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