btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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