He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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