Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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