i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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