Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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