My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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