I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
it was like his penis was on wheels.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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