Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
The uberlube is also flammable
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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