god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
