We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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