Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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