eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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