The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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