dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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