Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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