4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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