You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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