Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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