Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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