i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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