when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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