Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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