i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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