If i come over, it means nothing
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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