this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize