I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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