Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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