have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
did you just send me my own nude
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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