Nicole vs. Life
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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