Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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