How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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