Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize
