Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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