so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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