Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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