dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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