i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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