Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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