well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You need Xanax blowdarts
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize