So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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