Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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