the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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