summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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