I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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