only if we run a train.
done.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
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