Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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