come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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