Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
