uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I bet he comes in French.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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