Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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