What did we do last night that was yellow?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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